Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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