I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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