Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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