You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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