I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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