Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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