So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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