Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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