Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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