Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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