at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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