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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

God wants them to get laid too.

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(240): View more from Maryland

It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

As in ill only blow him next week

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(914): View more from New York

He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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(541): View more from Oregon

Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.

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(516): View more from New York

The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.

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