Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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