i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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