Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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