Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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