This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
