i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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