Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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