Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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