:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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