Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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