her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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