You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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