can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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