AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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