are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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