Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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