yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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