SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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