I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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