We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
please come you make the beer taste better
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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