sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
