google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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