i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
