He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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