You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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