I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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