It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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