I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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