We're facebook friends in real life
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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