I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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