she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't like sucking hair
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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