Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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