I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
this hospital has no fireball
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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