she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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