make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
