belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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