Yo dont text me then not text me
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so let's talk penis.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Let's paint friendship bongs
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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