no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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