I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
