Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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