I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Randomize
